hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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