And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You took a bar mat shot.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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