It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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