Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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