playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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