Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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