In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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