Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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