Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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