the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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