He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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