im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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