You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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