I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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