In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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