Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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