That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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