I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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