dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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