I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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