So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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