Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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