I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We have started to decorate penises.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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