GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
