i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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