is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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