Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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