You work out of a Hotel?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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