someone get that fucking seahorse.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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