we made out on top of his cat.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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