She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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