I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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