Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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