I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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