Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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