our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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