your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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