I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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