I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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