I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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