I'm going to jail i love you
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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