everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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