My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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