just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
