i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
