Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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