I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
