Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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