People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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