just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
As shirtless as possible
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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