i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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