I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
