Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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