let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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