this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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