Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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