Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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