I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Mom said you looked used
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
