is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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